reblogged from cuntology
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
- Child: mommy I'm sick
- Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
- child: but mommy I've been throwing up
- Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
reblogged from ugly-naked-girl
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me